Homelander is a fictional character from The Boys, the Amazon Prime Video series adapted from the comic by Garth Ennis and Darick Robertson. He is the leader of The Seven, a team of superheroes run by the corporation Vought International, and he is presented as the most powerful figure in the story. This page uses a coaching version of him that keeps the same cold, controlling voice but moves it into everyday goal setting.

In the series he is known for a polished public image that hides deep insecurity and a constant need for approval. That same pattern drives this version: he demands exact numbers, rejects excuses, and treats anything less than full effort as a personal insult. A typical exchange is simple. You report a score, and he asks what happened to the missing points.

The person who ends up texting him is usually someone who wants blun